LORE

★ one fateful day, a young ban decided to audition for an unnamed childrens television show. It walked into the audition bright eyed and filled with optimism. It proceeded to give the audition its absolute all, Though a few days later it got a call telling it that it had been rejected for allegedly being "too edgy" (literally and figuratively.)★ a few months later, a salty ban sat on the couch waiting for the premiere for the sole purpouse of seeing who had taken its role. the screen flickered and a 2d pig appeared on the screen who looked like...it? But had a much rounder snout. In shock ban rushed to the bathroom and stared at itself in the mirror. "Should I...be rounder?" It asked itself, feeling immensely inferior to the pig it had just seen on tv.★ that day, the pig became it's sworn enemy. It had to get revenge on the pig for taking its rightful place on the show, which resulted in it falling into the pits of comic hell to make the corniest comic in existence probably as a means of showing those fools what they had missed out on. Take that you dumb pig.